Or, Teddy Pierre-Marie Riner if you want to be fancy about it.
Teddy is French (as if that Pierre-Marie bit didn't give it away) and he is a judo champ. He won the Olympic gold medal in the +100kg category. He was in the +100kg category because he weighs 128kgs (that's 280lbs!) and he's 6'8".
Teddy is not petit. He's like a walking jungle gym.
But he's awesome. And super duper cute. And I have a little crush on him.
That's all I wanted to say today.
Oh, one more thing, according to adidas, "before committing to judo, he tried his hand at modern jazz dancing".