Thursday, October 20, 2011

toddler bar fights and other such things

This photo has nothing to do with anything whatsoever.
I put a hairband on Fifty, and I took a photo. 
A couple of days later, I found the remains of my hairband. 
Fifty had killed it. 
Lesson learned. 

How does one tell the tale of a toddler bar fight? How could I possibly give the spectacle the proper prose for you to see it the way I did? I'm pretty sure it's impossible, and from now on, I will do my best to film life here in Le Petit Village at all times, because clearly I need to.

Let's see... it was a Friday night at Le Petit Bar, all the usual suspects were there along with two little girls, each about twenty months (that's a total guesstimate), each blonde, one sweet, and one not so sweet (so basically, Sweet and Sour). Everything was fine until there was a dispute over a doll (isn't that always the way), and then Sour shoved Sweet into a table leg and proceeded to go all Mike Tyson on her.

The Parisian broke it up.

You know, a typical Friday night at Le Petit Bar.

I guess you had to be there. But trust me, it has to be one of the strangest things I have ever seen... why... because two toddlers got into a physical altercation over a doll... in a bar.

And here's a fun Le Petit Village fact... In the past two years, five babies have been born in Le Petit Village (it's a baby boom... really), and all have been girls. Maybe it's something in the water. Personally, I blame Chernobyl.  



  1. I had to giggle at this! I can just picture it, the insanity of it all. I mean, I'm certain their bottles weren't laced with liquor (since the bar doesn't seem to understand the concept of stocking that usually...), but damn little girls are tougher than I remember!

  2. RawwwrrrrrssSSSsss! Cat fight - or kitten fight. I blame Jersey Shore.

  3. This story is so funny. I can imagine you in Le Petit Bar looking at these two girls! Fifty is so sweet with your ex-hairband.
    Personally I prefer dogs!
    Have a wonderful week-end.
    Bisous, Babi

  4. Since you don't have a picture of the actual fight, you could post one of the bar fight Shia Labeouf was involved in. If that isn't a dramitzation of a of a toddler bar fight, I don't know what is.

  5. That doggy is adorable! I like your style. Would you like to follow each other? What do you think?
    hugs from New York,
    Ask Erena

  6. Did Sour really bite Sweet's ear off? God, they breed 'em tough in France.
    Poor Fiddy. He really is very tolerant of you, you know.

  7. this whole post just made me laugh!!

  8. Paging Joe Biden-Crime Rate Soars in Le Petit Village. Sweet and Sour Gang claims responsibility.

    Seriously, though, the caption on fifty. Nothing to do with the post!? Doggie goes postal over a hairband, and then a toddler bar fight. I can see the connection.

  9. Toddler bar fights are, I'm sure, the most interesting of all bar fights.
    Twitter: @GlamKitten88

  10. WWF smack down in Le Petit Village! Isn't great when they start out so early on that stuff. Boy, your town must breed some tough chickletts :)

  11. amazing how aggressive little girls can daughter and her cousin got into a few fights over a doll when they were around that age.

    ah, a girl boom in le petit village - the divine feminine in action!

  12. HA - the mental image of this is awesome. I support sour - she sounds scrappy.

  13. Biscuit is the same way. She'll quietly destroy anything that makes her look stupid.

  14. This is a very funny story and definitely, beyond strange.

  15. Sounds like a fun night !
    We have more luck with our dogs - come and see our blogs and you'll know what we mean.
    A bientot

  16. Haha toddler bar fight. My 20ish month old tends to ditch me and find another family to sit with. I see it as some well earned peace and quiet.


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